To the assortment of douche bags working at a downtown club the other night, I hope you shit heads know how to read: You told my brother to get out after five beers for apparently “having too much to drink” and no other reason. When he got to the coat check, he couldn’t find his shit and you guys kicked him out into the street in his t-shirt, on a freezing night, telling him to come back and look tomorrow. When he returned the next day his coat was—surprise, surprise—mysteriously gone. I sincerely hope whichever one of you power tripping bitches snatched it is struggling financially more than my student brother. Regardless, why don’t you show humanity some respect this Christmas and go die, you immoral pack of worthless fucks. —Disgusted Former Haligonian