Crotchety Cashier

You're a cashier... you have a job that a fat, hairy, mindless ape could do. Would it kill you to smile and be polite to customers? Your customer service skills have the same level of quality as sun dried dogshit and management has had several calls from customers about you. Not good calls either. Change your attitude or start looking for a new job. You're days are numbered. Happy Holidays. —Shiraz

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