Fuck the stupid holidays. Fuck off everyone complaining I'm not in the spirit. Fuck off with trying to make me smile through the dreary days leading up to this retarded event I want no part of. Everyone will just have to deal with the fact that I won't be coming home for xmas... I won't be celebrating xmas here either... I don't give a flying fuck about your stupid cookies or diabetic-coma inducing sweets. Your gifts will be returned to you so don't even bother. Enjoy your stupid, fucking turkey dinner, fuck off, and leave me the hell alone. —And don't you fucking DARE give me any chocolate oranges.