A nice house-warming present

To the asshole(s) that broke into my place and stole my computer last night: thanks, I clearly didn't need a laptop as much as you needed crack. And thanks for scaring the shit out of my roommate, she was more than thrilled to find someone running out of our kitchen with our most expensive possessions. It was a great welcome to the neighborhood, having moved in yesterday and all. Seriously, fuck you. —I want my mac back

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