Rabid Gerbils Like Presents Too

I am one of those people who work in the late hours of the night/ wee hours of the morning. You’ll see me scurrying about in several south end nieghbourhoods like a rabid gerbil. Yes, I am your newspaper delivery person, trying to get your newspapers to you in a timely fashion. During the 2010 ‘Holiday Season’ in December a number of my customers left cards and various gifts for me. Alas, it seems that some person(s) made off with several of these presents. To those light-fingered person(s) I have this to say ------. To my patrons who left cards, notes, and gifts, if you did not receive a thank-you from me in some form, then I did not receive what you left. Therefore, I am using this venue to express my thanks and to let you know that your efforts were/are appreciated. Thanks to all of my customers and may 2011 hold many positive experiences for you and yours. Peace. —RabidGerbil

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