To the people I saw destroying the signboard of the church across from my house, come on! I happened to be watching you as you worked out your plan to slyly change around the wording. I was amused up to the point where you proceeded to break the glass and bulb of the sign, whereupon you panicked and ran off without altering the words themselves. Today I had to watch an old man struggle to fix the broken glass while the snowstorm started. I've taken my fair share of pot shots at that church from the comfort of my living room, but senseless damage without any sort of wittiness or bravado? Pitiful. Have the guts to follow through next time. —Couch Cop