The Fryer Master

You've been given this title because you seem to think that manning the fryer is the only thing you are required to do at work, besides play with your phone. Simply put, you are a jerk. In the year we've worked together, we have never gotten along, and you like to refer to me as a "pussy bitch" any time I work up the balls to tell you off. I'd be perfectly content seeing you fired, and ceasing to make my blood boil, which I would go to the ends of the earth to make happen. You don't deserve to be employed by anybody with half a brain! I know you'll never read this, "bro", but someday you're going to set me off and you will hear about it in person. To boot, you're a womanizer, having stolen the girl I'm into, after you fucked and chucked her, went back to your ex, and somehow won her back a second time. I hope my secondhand smoke gives you the cancer, and that both your body and soul rot. —A real man

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