You have little man syndrome, we get it. You're 5'7. It's a little shorter for a guy but please stop being so insecure about it. No one cares! You're 28 not 13. I don't want to hear about the time you fought 'three guys that tried to jump you in the commons but you kicked their asses' cause of your martial arts training. Remember that guy we work with who happens to go to the same martial arts place you do? He mentioned that you're still a white belt with 5 months experience... You mention to our coworkers how 'tall people are awkward and tall women are freaks'. I'm 6'2 and one of the partners who is our boss, well she's 5'10. Please stop, it's hard for the rest of the office to hide our lack of interest in your insecurities and stories. P.S. I can see the top of your head, nice bald spot asshole. —Tall as all hell