It's Cheque Day

You can always tell at my store when the welfare cheques come out, we sell a lot of cooked ham (that is the cheapest deli meat we sell). I also love how rude the people are that buy this meat. They act like royalty when they got money. My friend works at a pizza place and a similar thing happens there (a lot of peperoni pizzas get ordered). I'm glad cheque day is only once a month. —Eat Your Ham, Bitches

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