Posted
on Thu, Mar 31, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Dear completely anonymous health food store, that time when you hired a complete troll to work for you was disdainful but forgivable. You couldn't have known. But, your actions as of late are inexcusable. Firing exceptional long-term employees with no just cause while keeping incompetent lower waged new hires on to fatten your bulging pockets is disgusting. Our time on this organic spinning planet is short enough without your incompetent and inhuman corporate ruling style. Also, you're really short. —Lefty Lucy