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on Fri, Apr 29, 2011 at 10:44 AM
To the asshole on the #1 bus Thursday night. I get that drunk people can be annoying but there is no reason to be a complete ass about it and ruin someone's evening. Just because people are laughing about their drunk friend, even though she may have commented about your food (which you aren't even allowed to be eating on the bus) there is no reason to get all pissy, defensive and start putting other people down. You really must have had a bad day to be that much of an asshole, at least I would like to think that because if that's how you really are I feel sorry for you and people who have to put up with you on a regular basis. If I ever see you again there will be nothing but dirty looks from me and you should just be thankful that none of my bitchier friends were there because they would have given you exactly what you deserve. —1st Hour of Night Out Ruined
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on Fri, Apr 29, 2011 at 10:13 AM
I have almost 10 years of experience in waiting tables. I've been doing it since I was 18. My experience was clearly stated in my resume, and this prompted you to call me for an interview. Great. You asked me a few questions on the phone about my availability, my experience, etc. Then you wanted to meet me in-person to go into more depth. My interview with you was very brief. You asked a few short questions and looked me up and down, then called me an hour after I left to tell me that you were pursuing other applicants for the position. Didn't state why, you didn't have to. I'm a little on the heavy side and I'm almost 100% sure that's why you didn't want me. You seemed thrilled before until you laid eyes on me. Then a few weeks later one of my acquaintances got hired on as a waitress, with NO EXPERIENCE, and guess what, she's SKINNY! You are a fucking pig—hiring people based on looks over skills. I can understand that you want your staff to look presentable, but I dress up and do my hair nicely and have a pretty face and that should make the cut! So what if I'm a size 12! Am I wrong to think this guy is a total prick for not hiring me because of my size? —In Search for Jobs with Less Ignorant Managers
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on Fri, Apr 29, 2011 at 9:48 AM
I'm tired of other gingers getting their knickers in a knot about their hair colour. Stop asking people to stop pointing, staring, laughing at your hair... Get over yourself... they're probably not laughing at your hair colour, ten bucks says it's your personality. I am a ginger and I don't give a rat's... so just drop it. It's time you found a guy to pull that stick outta your ass and put it somewhere else. —Maybe I Don't Have a Soul
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on Fri, Apr 29, 2011 at 9:39 AM
To the guy who stuck his tongue down his chick's throat for thirty minutes in a Bedford restaurant: First, when you don't buy something you will be asked to leave. I wanted your seat, so next time don't be such a loser and freak out on the waitress. Second, no one wants to see you sticking your tongue down some chick's throat. You might be from Bedford but the world doesn't rotate around you. —Grossed Out Customer
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on Fri, Apr 29, 2011 at 4:00 AM
I would like to sincerely thank the individual who decided it would be a really smart idea to steal not only my jacket (that happens to have a great deal of meaning) but also my sweater from a bar in Halifax on Saturday. Furthermore, thank you for forcing me to go out in the rain storm without a coat! It would be great if you could return the coat so I could turn this into a 'love' message. —Coatless Girl
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on Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Your boyfriend gave you a kitten for Valentine's Day. Everyday you had a new picture of your kitten on your Facebook and MSN, All you talked about was "my kitty" and "oh it was so cute, she..." Jump ahead 2 months, your boyfriend dumped you, and you're still going on about your damn cat and how it reminds you of him. We're tired of hearing about your goddamn pussy and the bf that dumped you. You're turning into one of those crazy cat ladies who only talks about their damn cat(s). Get a fucking life. —Scratch
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on Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 10:38 AM
Dear middle aged, 45ish to 50ish lady at work, for the love of God wear a bra EVERY DAMN DAY. Do us all a favour and consider the bra a mandatory part of the work uniform, like shoes or pants. I'm sure in your hey day you were somewhat of a looker... well it ain't the 1980s anymore. If you insist on going braless please have the decency not to wear see-through tops too. Seriously, lady. —Cross My Heart and Hope to Never See Your Nips Again
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on Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 10:30 AM
This is a bitch for every person out there. Well that is every person that calls into any service centre and treats that person like shit. I am sorry your life sucks and your spouse is leaving you because you are a complete bitch/asshole. Just remember, the people that you are treating this way have your personal information in front of them. You are probably too dumb to realize this but you will pay for your actions someday. On top of that, you are going to hell if there is one for treating strangers that way, especially because every customer service rep is a saint. —Go to Hell
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on Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 4:00 AM
Why the hell is it so expensive to rent in Halifax? Why do complete dives cost an arm and a leg, and why are landlords allowed to keep raising rent? The argument is, people will pay it, so we charge it. But people HAVE to pay it because there is no where else to live! Rent here is now on par with Toronto, except there are fewer jobs for less money, SO WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE??? Oh and I guess I could move further out of the city, if public transportation wasn't so shitty. This city is becoming unlivable on minimum wage, I wonder why there is a homeless problem... —Heading for Cheaper Pastures
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on Wed, Apr 27, 2011 at 10:48 AM
My girlfriend and I were regular customers at this cafe. We would wake up and come in every day for espresso. Since we both worked as baristas for several years in the past, we were starting to get put off with the extremely impersonal service they would provide. Not once did they ask us our names or remember our simple drinks.
Our last visit was literally our LAST visit. It was a busy day, and there were about 4 baristas behind the bar. A man kindly came from the office and called down the line a bit. He took our order, we paid and went over to the bar to wait for our drinks. When we were at the bar, one of the baristas asked us if we paid. We answered yes, and she proceeded to ask all of the other baristas if they rang us through. She clearly did not take our word for it. They all said no, as if we were lying, and made us look like complete idiots in front of the whole cafe. Luckily my girlfriend spoke up and explained that the man who took our money went back into the office. We are very disappointed and still in disbelief that this happened. We know 2 customers who only spend $2.50 each a day on espresso doesn't seem like a lot to lose, but still. It's a shame. —BK