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Thursday, April 14, 2011

Spring Cleaning

Posted on Thu, Apr 14, 2011 at 12:28 PM

You are the last boarder I take in. You pay next to nothing for rent and never offer to clean up the house (most of the time it is your mess). At least flush the toilet once and a while (no one wants to see your shit). Everyday I tell myself I'm going to throw you out. I can't stand you living in my house (yes MY house not OURS as you like to call it). I don't invite anyone over anymore because you are so unbelievably embarrassing to be around. Also when was the last time you showered or washed your clothes? You smell worse than a crackhead prostitute. This is your last month with me. —It's Time For You To Move

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