Garbage, Garbage Everywhere

Canada's ocean playground, my ass. What's up with all the trash on our roads, in the ditches, and even stuck in the trees? What looks like a pirate flag blowing in a tree is nothing more than a black garbage bag. That white thing under the bush that might be a rabbit isn't anything more than a piece of styrofoam. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a fucking grocery store bag! It's disgusting! Why can't people hold onto their trash and put it where it belongs? Or the garbage trucks ensure stuff isn't blowing out the back? Can't we get a chain gang formed of juvenile delinquent criminals tied together to pick it up? Or would they end up trying to kill each other with the coffee cup lid they find under the leaves? —Nature Unnurtured

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