The Halifax union of taggers and graffiti artists is looking to expand their membership. Please take our quick test to see if you would qualify:
1) Are you bereft of any discernible talent and/or imagination?
2) Do you have the mental maturity of a juvenile, lobotomized hedge hog?
3) is your political acumen en par with that of your average ten year old?
4) Is it utterly beyond your capability to discern between private, public and corporate property?
If you have answer “Yes” to any of the above, you are a shoo-in. Please contact the nearest vacuous wanker and ask him if you could, like, fill in the, like, forms. —The Concrete Fox