Mr. Goliath

Every day I see you get on the 52 to Burnside at the bridge terminal. As soon as you sit down, you fall asleep. You're a huge man. A Goliath looking man. I wonder though, do you have sleep apnea or something? I wouldn't be surprised by your size, and the fact that you sleep as soon as you sit down on the bus. Sometimes you even snore. The best was one morning when the bus made a somewhat sharp turn and you fell right out of your seat and almost face first into the lap of a man sitting across from you. Seriously though, sleep apnea? Look into it. —Fellow Commuter

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