Two Timin' Ho

You've been seeing them both behind each other's backs for years. They've both been friends of mine since childhood. I'm not terribly close with them but I consider one of them to be my close friend, the other is also a friend, although we don't really chill. I'm not his biggest fan, but he doesn't deserve this.

This bitch is not to say don't do what you're doing, it's your business and no one else's. You should just keep it that way. Everybody and their dog knows what's going on but the two of them. It's simple: if you don't want anyone to know, don't tell anyone.

Don't expect the whole goddamn town to cover for you. It disgusts me that you expect me to lie or withhold the truth from 2 guys I've known since I was 6 and 9 respectively. Me and you have never been that close. I don't know why I don't just pick up the phone and tell them both, I guess it's not my business or my place. Someone could very well end up dead over this, and you know this.

The worst part is these guys would both probably die for you at the drop of a fucking hat, and you really aren't worth all this adoration and attention they are giving you. Not by a long shot. They both think you're their one and only, you live with one of them for Pete's sake. You say you love them both and don't want to hurt either of them. Bullshit. Just admit you're a selfish bitch. If either one of them finds out I'd bet my left nut it WILL turn very very ugly. I don't know what I'd do if I was either of them and found out the truth.

I hate that I know this shit that is clearly not my business, keep your shit to yourself, because your friends have big fucking mouths. —Done Covering For You

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