Liquor Store Drivers

I'm amazed at the level of shitty driving observed at a local drive-through liquor store. In my 20 minutes in line I've observed the following:

Silver Cobalt - There are 15 cars in the right lane in line to go through the drive through. Who in the fuck do you think you are sitting in the middle lane with your blinker on so someone will let you butt ahead a dozen cars? Queen Fucking Elizabeth? Prick move.

White Civic - You fucking let Silver Cobalt in! Has anyone thought that our Maritime politeness and hospitality also has the effect of reinforcing asshole behaviour? I think it does. Assholes only understand one language. Asshole.

Blue Jetta - The cars are lined up in the right hand Northbound lane. You're coming from the Southbound lane. Do you:
a) Turn around up the road and get to the back of the line?
b) Stay in the turning lane in the Southbound lane and wait for someone to let you in?
c) Take your left turn and proceed to block the remaining two Northbound lanes because you're a big fucking deal?
You chose C because you're a fucking idiot.

OK, I'm done. Time to drink my beer. —Your Mother

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