1) Don't dive right in. Kiss, massage, feel, finger, tease, lick around, then say hello to the little man in the boat.
2) Keep a steady pace.
3) Don't stop.
4) Touch me during, legs, stomach, boobs, whatever.
5) Don't say anything stupid after.
6) Don't make it seem like a chore.
7) Don't try to force me to reciprocate. Maybe I've got other plans.