Musicians of Halifax

Guitarists - Grow some ears and make sure you have a good tone. Calm it down with the distortion, you sound like garbage. Stop being so self-serving and play with some taste.

Bass Players - They're called quarter notes, learn how to use them. And in case you didn't know, you need to keep the time too.

Drummers - Where do I begin? Please play in time. PLEASE. When you're dropping beats or rushing rhythms everybody hurts. PLEASE listen to some soul/funk/jazz/anything with some heart and swagger and learn how to play TASTEFUL, RHYTHMIC, CREATIVE, AND STRONG music. If you look past your snare you'll find a beautiful thing called a ride cymbal. USE IT. Remember - you're making music, be musical.

Singers - If you can't sing. Don't sing. —Sore Ears

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