The Amazing View

I saw your advertisement for improved living space saying this and that is better...The funny thing is I have lived here for the past year, so I am thinking, "Are these guys on crack?" I wait for the elevator for 15 minutes! Your clothes are still wet after three attempts in the dryer but it'll still increase to $2 for each attempt in September! I don't know if anyone else will notice the amount of fireworks shot sideways out of an apartment building but I sure as fuck did... every fucking weekend. Oh and not to mention the rancid smell from the first three levels like a waste disposal/landfill. So, about this new and improved shit, I would love for you to jack my rent in September, and hey, fuck, why not? We're students, we can afford it. —Sublet Available

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