To the dozens of people at my place of work, why is it that when you send me an email you cannot take a split second to glance up to make sure you're spelling my first name correctly?! I know there are lots of ways to spell it, but when you have it right in front of your eyeballs (since you have to find me in our directory to address an email to me), TRY to put forth a little fucking effort! —The Smallest Things