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Friday, June 10, 2011

Stop Sucking the Life Out of People

Posted on Fri, Jun 10, 2011 at 10:12 AM

The only human contact you have is when you corner people you barely know and blather at them endlessly. You plant yourself in front of people you are barely acquainted with or working people like me who are paid to interact with you and yak yak yak away. Everyone you do this to and everyone that observes you doing this finds you either pathetic or, if they're more generous of spirit than me, feels sorry for you.

You're either too afraid or too stupid to ask yourself why you have to resort to this tactic. Here's why: Nobody likes you. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. Don't pretend I must be talking about someone else. I'm not. I'm talking about you.

Change yourself. And don't imagine that a shrink can help you. If anything, they'll make you more annoying. Besides, it's in their intere$t (insert Volvo here) not to help you—even if they could—which they simply cannot. —Staked Goat

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