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Monday, June 13, 2011

Egg Bandit

Posted on Mon, Jun 13, 2011 at 1:27 PM

Dear unknown roommate, there are five of us in the house now and I think I've narrowed it down. All of us like to have eggs in the morning and I have seen you boiling quite a few. But it is quite fucking annoying when I open up my carton of eggs that I have only eaten four out of and the other eight are gone. Why is it that you think I wouldn't notice that?!? I would just like to say PISS OFF MISS! —Deprived of Protein

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