Halifax is a Small Pool

Summer lovin' is awesome, BUT a few little things irk me year after year:

- Standing outside the bar and picking up drunk girls IS fun, but at no point in time should you brag about it. There is no real challenge, and it's not your "game" at work. It's those last call tequila shots working their magic. It's like hunting slugs.

-If you're going to hook-up post drinks+night club, bravo. They like sex, you like sex, everyone's a winner. But please wait until AFTER you leave the bar to start the heavy PDA... for your dignity, and my eyes. Plus, if it's gotten to the point where you're both ready to ravish, you should hurry up and go home. One of you is probably going to black out soon, and that's illegal.

-Don't be a dick and never get checked for STIs. —Keep 'er Clean

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