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Thursday, June 23, 2011


Posted on Thu, Jun 23, 2011 at 11:11 AM

While shopping, hundreds of people managed to navigate their way through a huge crowd of frantic Friday shopping folks who have over-scheduled lives, and no time in which to live them. But, you just saunter along (mayhap you are to understand in your own head that our fair planet does revolve around just little 'ol you). You walked up to the cash, there were clearly two people in front of you, instead of taking the nanosecond it requires to turn one's head and check for the course of the line-up, which had veered off to the side so as not to impede the movement of others (CONSIDERATION: Look it up!), you marched up behind two young men who had a massive order on two large dollies. You then proceed to insert yourself into a line where two people have already been waiting some time. Everyone was watching you, waiting for you to recognize your mistake. You were completely oblivious.

You then became quite belligerent as I proceeded to load my wares onto the belt once my "turn" arrived... where did I come from? You think you would have seen me had I been there all this time? Really, are you really that self-absorbed? How the fuck do you think the older gentleman was in front of you as well, after the two young men, alas my dear douche, where did HE come from?

You then proceeded to "egg me on" verbally. Sir, consider yourself fortunate that I consider first my family, my workplace and my station in life in that I did not give you a severe tongue thrashing as you are clearly no gentleman nor do you have any inkling as to what goes on around you by any stretch of the imagination. Why not pull your head out of your ass and look around once in a while, you may notice smiling faces, or just plain nice, kind, considerate people. Funny thing was, I was about to offer you the space in front of me, as you had but one item, and then you turned into super-douche and cut in line and ignored the manners some person may have instilled in you at some point in your life... your poor mother would be ashamed. —Scubamujer

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