My Sister's Stupid Friend

When you come over to our house to have some drinks, pace your fucking self! You got up outta your seat all loaded and started dancing and had the fucking nerve to tell me to stop playing Xbox and to get up dancing! I force myself to tolerate my sister's friends when she brings them over to party, but you crossed the fucking line! I don't wanna dance with you and I definitely don't want your disgusting ass! Who the fuck do you think you are anyway? Come into MY house and tell me to dance with you?! I'm not into you and I'm out of your league. You are not allowed here again! —Too Good for your Drunken Ass

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