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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Don't Flick Cigarette Ashes

Posted on Tue, Jul 5, 2011 at 2:39 PM

This goes out to the lovely lady who yelled at my friend and I on Quinpool a couple of days ago: you're a huge bitch, like massive. My friend and I were walking down Quinpool, your driver friend pulled over her lovely white Sunfire beside us and you called out "HEY EXCUSE ME!" while my friend and I were in the middle of an important conversation. When we didn't immediately drop our conversation to go tend to you because you're so dawn hot with your awful east coast accent and cigarette to boot, you said, "HEY! I'm tryna ask you somethin'!" really angrily. I stopped in disbelief and asked "What's that?!" You replied, "Can you tell me where the cold beer store is?" Crazy me, I thought with your yelling and sense of urgency that maybe it was a life and death situation you needed help with. I don't know where it is and wouldn't care to help a floozy like you anyway so I just said, "Yeah, no," rolled my eyes and started to walk away. My friend, who isn't the greatest English speaker, stayed and tried to understand what you'd asked but I just shook my head and said, "Just don't bother, don't help her, she's rude." while your mouth dropped open. Seriously? Have you been able to just scream and yell and get your way your whole life and no one's said anything? I find that hard to believe. I hope you got your oh-so important beer, had too much, and got herpes, you cunt-dragon.

I'm so sick of stupid little brat bitches who feel like they can just act however they want and get what they want. This whole, "I'm a bitch and proud of it!" thing. You shouldn't be proud and you'll continue to attract scum your whole life. Have fun figuring out what happens when you add scum and beer together. —Melectric

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