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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Circle Gets a Square

Posted on Wed, Jul 6, 2011 at 2:07 PM

Yeah, I know cyclists/car bitches are done, and I hate them too. But fuck it. For this summer I'm gonna post a bitch everytime some fucker pisses me off for no reason.

Ok, #1. Rotary, dude honks his horn as he goes by me and his female passenger calls me an idiot. The only reason I can figure they did this is because I took up a whole lane while circling the rotary. Hey, ass and bitch, did you notice that I moved directly to the right as soon as I left the rotary?

Bonus points if you can find in the DMV literature where it tells cyclists to do just that. Extra credit if you can name 1 or more places in HRM literature that instructs cyclists to do the same. —Cranky

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