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Monday, July 11, 2011


Posted on Mon, Jul 11, 2011 at 9:56 AM

Would it be too much to ask for you to wear a bra? No matter how hot you think you are - let's be real, you aren't. Your titties are grossing me out and don't tell me not to look 'cause they are hanging out playin' peek-a-titty out of the bottom of your shirt. Actually, I think it's takin' a rest on your belly which is playin' peek-a-belly from your jeans. Wait you might just be the peek-a-body-part person 'cause guess what your ass is doin' ? Listen, if you feel like you look like a model check your medication, or check what modelling company/magazine has you on their wanted list. It ain't Maxim and it ain't Playboy. More than likely you would be found on a list like 'what not to wear in the dark even if the whole world were blind'. Find clothes that fit, and if you can't afford a bra-walk through your neighbourhood to see when your neighbours have their laundry out to dry and snatch a bra off the line. Don't have neighbours with clotheslines? Great, steal the stuff left in the dryer in your building's laundry room. Whatever you do, put a bra on, tuck the shirt in and pull the pants up. —Peeked and Puked

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