Parking Cockblock

Street parking around a local university is already tough enough to find... let alone a spot that lasts more than an hour. I found a great spot this morning, turned my indicator light on well in advance and slowed down. I was all set to begin my parallel parking antics, when you showed up behind me and decided that the best spot to stop was an inch from my bumper. Okay, maybe you weren't paying attention. I sat in my car patiently awaiting for you to go around... well no, you sat there in your car and cockblocked my parking spot... Not only that, but you held up 5 other cars behind you. I wish I was driving a massive truck so I could back up over your fuckin car... I wasn't driving a massive truck, and had no option but to drive off, and your proceeded to steal the space that I arrived at first. You sat in your car with a look of entitlement on your face. It's first come, first serve, dipshit. Go waste your own time and try to be the first to find your own damn spot. —Ol'ManCallahan

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