Bikeless and Angry Again

What the hell is wrong with you?! Why did you have to steal my bike, AGAIN? And not from downtown like last year, but from where I live! Fool me twice, yeah, and I feel like shit for thinking I was somehow safer here near DAL. Thanks for that lesson too, bike thief, I still hate you just as much as last time and maybe a little more. Who are you this time? May I find out? The least you could have done was wait til after I had done the charity bike run next weekend. Jerk. I got my bike back last time. I WILL try to get it back again. Let's just hope that horseshoe is still up there.

And apologies to all the innocent riders I will inadvertently stare at in the next few weeks. I promise I am not planning on taking your bike. Unless your bike is actually mine. —Just Another Victim of Bike Theft

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