Fish in Shallow Water

To all the above average looking fish out there on that certain dating site, maybe put a headline in your profile stating "I'm a shallow bitch and will only reply to messages from guys that resemble Brad Pitt". News flash! You're on a god damn dating site, a free one at that. Obviously you're not so god damn perfect yourself since you can't find love in the real world. Maybe try giving us average looking guys a chance. —Ugly and Desperate

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