Asshole Walking Down Spring Garden

What the fuck is your goddamn problem, douchebag? Did the pigeons insult your mother or something? Why the fuck were you chasing them around and trying to kick them when they did nothing to you? Are you a fucking three year old? Running around with that smug shit eating grin, like it takes a big strong man to scare a pigeon. Fuck you. I hope the Buddhists are on to something and you come back as a pigeon in your next life so you can know what it feels like to have some lardass fuckwit chasing you around for no god damned reason. Or better yet, I hope you come back as a worm, so the pigeons can terrorize you for a change. —The Girl Who Glared at You

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