The World is Your Garbage Can

Every day that I come home there is a new smattering of litter in my already painfully ugly front yard. It would be nice if the city could provide us with more public garbage cans but something tells me even that wouldn't stop you idiots from flinging your fast food wrappers, condom packages, empty containers, stained rags, receipts, discarded papers, and whatever else you no longer want to carry around with you, wherever you damn well feel like it. Yeah, I know, it's so fucking irritating to be stuck somewhere with a handful of garbage that you can't throwout properly, but much like needing to take a sudden dump, you're not going to just squat on the side of the road like animal, right? If you can hold in your shit until you get home or to a washroom then you can damn well hang on to your garbage until you see a fucking can. Have some respect, you stupid littering assholes. —Oscar The Grouch

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