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Thursday, July 28, 2011

Poor Gene Pool

Posted on Thu, Jul 28, 2011 at 12:02 PM

This is for all the people who come from bad gene pools - please don't go swimming. For the love of all things ugly you will only make uglier offspring than what your own parents created. Had they realized before they went swimming the outcome of that union I am sure they would have rethought the whole dive into the gene pool disaster and went with oral. Let that shit swim to the bottom of the digestive system and flush it. At least for the sake of all mankind find someone not so close to your own genetic make up. Stop telling yourself 'well we have so much in common' that's because you're related. Try different postal codes or better yet different province. I know it's hard to hook up with cute when you're are so damn ugly but go to a bar where the lights are dim and people (prospects) are drunk. Hook your ugly claws into someone there. I have no idea what your chances are in having offspring that are decent looking regardless of who you breed with but I bet your chances are better if you are not a close cousin. People won't tell you to your face if your kids are ugly anyway cause most people aren't that mean to kids and let's face it some of the really really ugly kids out there, well they are so ugly which is what makes them cute. This of course stops being the case when they grow up and then ugly just becomes ugly again. Vicious cycle really. Remember - if you chose to go swimming in your own pool - wear a lifejacket. If you swim in someone else's pool - wear a lifejacket. If you forget the lifejacket - let's hope someone drowns. —Pretty Lifeguard


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