You Stink Like Cat Urine

Ok, you take the bus. You stink like cat piss. We all know it and cringe when you sit with us. Can you spray yourself with Febreeze or something? Even your breath smells like cat piss. I don't know if you're drinking it or what. Today, your stench gave me an asthma attack. I can't sit with you. You REEK! And you work for the government so I'm not sure how others work with you and not say anything. Please get rid of your cats or clean your fucking house! —Tired of Holding My Breath

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