Thieving Wallet Duo

To the two fuckers who broke into my work's LOCKED staff room and stole my wallet and my coworker's belongings: fuck you. Fuck you so fucking hard. I hope you were pissed that you had to go through all of that goddamn work breaking our lock system and distracting me and my coworker to get two cash-less wallets and now-cancelled credit cards. I had sentimental belongings in that wallet, you know. Belongings that I'll probably never get back because you probably tossed my wallet into the trash once you realized that nothing to your value was in it. And now I have to go through stupid procedures and spend MY money recovering things that YOU stole like my ID, driver's license, and bus pass. You two weren't even a couple of silly hooligans You were two full grown men, stealing from two younger girls. What the fuck. You're fucking wuss-ass losers, the both of you. Both of you, grow some fucking balls and get jobs so you don't have to steal from helpless store clerks to buy your drugs and booze and what-have-you. —Dig Ivan, Dig

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