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Tuesday, August 2, 2011

That's My Polski!

Posted on Tue, Aug 2, 2011 at 9:53 AM

To all you bi-atches out there that want a piece of my Eastern European stallion: Back the fuck off. Like c'mon now. We may not be together anymore but he's still my baby and always will be. You will never compare to me. Yes, you're probably heartbreakingly beautiful (I mean, you'd have to be, to be interacting with a man of his calibre), and your breasts are probably the picture of female sensuality, but you're no me. I'll have you know that I have plans of babies and houses and wedding rings with that boy, but for right now, we both need some time to do a bit of soul searching. So if you get nothing else out of reading this, get this: if I ever see you trying to obtain a piece of MY Polish sausage, you can expect to have a variety of things thrown in your face (including but not limited to tequila, rum, vodka, urine, pickle juice, and/or a small child) by yours truly in a fit of that Latina passion I'm so infamous for... and honey, pickle juice is not becoming of anyone... not even me. —BB Bear Cub

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