"Get that dog on a fucking leash you dirty prick!" you screamed.
Yeah, well, I always take advice from people who try to kick my dog in the face first! But wait, we're not done. When the whole block rolled up on you, you followed me home yelling and screaming like a psycho. I called 911 and they did nothing. 3 in the afternoon, blue jeans, red shirt.
This city sucks. —Tired of Police Arresting Drunk Kids