Love the Way We Bitch

Archives | RSS

Angry? Mad as hell and you can't take it anymore? Get something off your chest and it could be published online and/or in print. Bitches are anonymous and may be edited for length, grammar, spelling and our lenient standards of propriety.

Submit a Bitch

Monday, August 8, 2011

Plant Thief

Posted on Mon, Aug 8, 2011 at 11:08 AM

Thanks for stealing my planters and topiaries from my porch on Connaught St. on Friday night. Makes me and my son feel real safe. Obviously, you staked it out, for you needed a truck to move the 100 lb. ceramic teal pots and the three foot high red hibiscuses, and had to cross barricades over poured cement. Bad karma on you. Hope you pulled a back muscle, or dropped one on your foot; or better yet, have an invasion of stinging ants (yes, that's why they were outside), or get poison ivy. Hope they are well hidden in your backyard as I'll be cruising. And if anyone is a recipient of such a 'gift', I'm the one with taste, not the thief. Oh, by the way, that sensor on the porch is a camera. Gotcha! —Only Trying to Make the City a Prettier Place

Support The Coast

At a time when the city needs local coverage more than ever, we’re asking for your help to support independent journalism. We are committed as always to providing free access to readers, particularly as we confront the impact of COVID-19 in Halifax and beyond.

Read more about the work we do here, or consider making a donation. Thank you for your support!

Comments (6)

Add a comment

Add a Comment

Get more Halifax

Our Thursday email gets you caught up with The Coast. Sign up and go deep on Halifax.