Lotto Crazies

To all you rude-ass lottery players, I'm sick of you coming over and throwing your tickets at me, expecting me to check them. It's bad enough that you're wasting all of your money on lotto, but at least be pleasant about it. It's not my fault that you've chosen to spend your life savings on the likes of 6 49. Also, if there's a line-up of customers I'm not going to stand there and continuously sell you $0.50 scratch tickets and then check them for you. Who do you think you are? I get SO MUCH satisfaction out of that loser chime. You know why you keep losing? Karma. Now go invest in the stock market or buy yourself a coffee. —You're All Losers

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