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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Stop Touching Me Please

Posted on Tue, Aug 9, 2011 at 11:44 AM

I dislike being touched. I told you this. You keep touching me. My hair. My hands. My face. Please don't touch me anymore. You say you're just a "touchy person" but I'm starting to suspect you're just a creep. Not because you like to randomly stroke people (that's creepy enough) but because when I explicitly said stop, you didn't.

Touch me again and you will no longer be in possession of opposable digits. —We Break Thumbs

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