Lazy Lame Excuses

To the lazy ignoramus that won't paint his patio deck. Fuck you and your lame "well, I'm just going to have to paint it again next year" excuses. Listen here, twit. Painting your deck is the cheapest and easiest way to preserve, protect, and beautify your deck. That ugly birdshit color you have from leaving everything unprotected looks bad on you. Why did you bother to buy pressured treated lumber if you aren't going to look after it? —Wolmonized Looks Like Crap

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