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Friday, August 12, 2011

Spring Garden

Posted on Fri, Aug 12, 2011 at 10:09 AM

Oh SGR, how I hate you so
your inadequate sidewalk space
your lack of affordable dining options
random amphibious vehicles half-full
of slightly moronic tourists waving at me
an over-amplified tour guide forcing me
to overhear once again about ‘Churchill’
eyeball fucking me from the window
of a Starbucks doesn’t make you urban

I’ll take compromised air and windows covered in paper starfish on Barrington any day. —Auburn Priest

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