Take a Shower

Ok roommate, I've had quite enough of your stink! We have unlimited FREE water in our apartment so please shower more than once every 2 weeks! Really it's gross! Deodorant is also not for special occasions you are supposed to wear it daily!! Also stop laying dirty dishes and clothing around, it stinks and makes our home look like crap. I'm not your personal maid service. Also a toothbrush and some paste would do you a world of good.... Your breath smells worse then Gargamel's asshole!!! I know I sound harsh but if anyone else lived with you I'm sure there would be worse things said. —In Need of a New Roommate

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