Your Sh*&t Does Stink

OMG. What is wrong with people? It's 4am on a Thursday morning and I understand you and your pals are stumbling back from a night of drinking. I even chuckled a little when you all stopped under my open bedroom window to proclaim you're gonna take magic mushrooms. But of you feels the urgent need to 'go' and proceeds to take a huge crap on my postage stamp of a front lawn, which is right on the street! SERIOUSLY!!!??? WTF!!! I'm so glad your gf had TP in her purse you could use. Thanks for leaving me a huge, stinky, fly-infested pile of feces to clean up by myself. You suck. And your friends suck. —Dogs know better

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