Your Sh*&t Does Stink

OMG. What is wrong with people? It's 4am on a Thursday morning and I understand you and your pals are stumbling back from a night of drinking. I even chuckled a little when you all stopped under my open bedroom window to proclaim you're gonna take magic mushrooms. But then...THEN...one of you feels the urgent need to 'go' and proceeds to take a huge crap on my postage stamp of a front lawn, which is right on the street! SERIOUSLY!!!??? WTF!!! I'm so glad your gf had TP in her purse you could use. Thanks for leaving me a huge, stinky, fly-infested pile of feces to clean up by myself. You suck. And your friends suck. —Dogs know better

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