To The Tourists At Our Lovely Beach

Thanks for coming to Halifax. Really. It was great to watch your hell-child run across the beach throwing massive stones at birds (including injured ones). Once he scared of all the birds in one inlet of the beach you let him move onto the next one. Because most people who visit parks to enjoy nature don't usually terrorize the local wildlife, a few unsuspecting and trusting birds were almost hit. It was good to see you laughing and doing nothing. Please leave as quickly as you came. —Angry Bird Lady

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