I had a lady come in my line at the grocery store with a coupon for some Advil. The coupon was for $6.00 off but the Advil was only $3.50. We are not allowed to give cash back for coupons so I put in the $3.50 and she says to me, "Can you please cross out the $6.00 and put $3.50?" I asked why and she said, "Because it's not fair to Advil that your store gets more than it is supposed to."
I said OK and put the coupon aside and kept ringing in her order, THREE more time she asked me to cross it off in front of her. At the end she said "I still didn't see you cross it off yet." I smiled and said I would do it later.
Let me explain something to you Miss, I do not give a rat's ass if Advil has to pay 3 measly dollars more. Do not talk down to me in that tone of voice and expect me to follow your orders. Coming in my lane with your stupid coupon binder, acting like you're my manger. And you wonder why I hate couponers.
Fuck off. —Fuckinternational