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Thursday, September 1, 2011

Men! Stand up for your right to sit!

Posted on Thu, Sep 1, 2011 at 10:52 AM

We all have free will and the ability to make our own decisions that is way I choose to sit... to relieve myself that is. Why do so many men feel that just because they can stand up and piss means that they have to? There is a time and place for standing to piss, for example; urinals, the woods, and dirty bar toilets to name a few, but when you are at your own home or are a guest at someone else's place why not sit down and try to keep the place clean? Picture this, I hand you a glass full of water and tell you to pour it into a bucket without spilling any. Where would you pour this water from 2 feet above the bucket or 1 inch above the bucket? Which one makes more sense as to not spilling any water? I want to see who is man enough to agree with me on this topic, and anyone who says they can't sit down to piss because their cock is too huge is a dumbass, where do you put your cock when you sit down to take a shit? Anyway this rant is done. Sorry, it wasn't much of a bitch, more of a statement. —Pissed Off

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