Highway Etiquette

Dear people on the highway, when I am approaching the highway from the on-ramp, and you are driving in the right-hand lane and see me approaching, for fuck sakes, have some common courtesy and move over into the passing lane (if no one is there) so that I can get in safely and smoothly! When you fail to do this, and see me giving you the death look, don't act surprised! It's what you're supposed to do! Also, if you're in the PASSING lane, fucking PASS people! I am so sick of getting stuck behind weaklings in the passing lane who just sit there going LESS than the speed limit and taking 4 days to pass anyone. I'm not in a rush or pushy, but if I want to pass someone who isn't going the speed limit, I should be able to do this without having to get stuck behind some oblivious asshole in the specified passing lane. If you can't handle the speed, get the fuck off the highway! —Thaaaanks

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